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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.."
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"I wont play GI Joes with my nephew until he learns to play it right. He's 4 years old, he should know better than to drag Vader into this."
"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a child, you're probably not going to enjoy it as an adult."
"What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients? ex-spearmints"
"Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move."
"What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento"
"Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."
"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."
"What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop? A Pencil cause he's full of lead!"
"Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. - watching the Olympics with my wife"