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Joke of the Day

"""Dear Gillette, 5 blades on the Fusion is enough, chill out."" -Seal"

"However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal."

"There was a gay man from Scoon Who took a lesbian up to his room, They sat on the bed, Then each of them said: ""Now who does what and with which and to whom?"""

"What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self!"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? **ARRRR** *NO!* His first love be the C."

"How do you weight a fish? With a scale."

"Poor old lady!! I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse."

"Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."

"When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!"

"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"