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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."

"My blind friend just tried LSD for the first time... There was more tripping than usual."

"What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge."

"They say not to text and drive, but I still feel totally fine after like two texts"

"The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled."

"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the waiter after eating? Check, mate."

"What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? Mourning Wood"

"The only thing I have to offer men is that I don't ask questions during a movie."

"Just heard about the new sex tape with Paul McCartney's daughter and Matthew McConaughey... It's called Interstellar McCartney."

"According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later"