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Joke of the Day
"What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self!"
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"What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast? Orange Juice"
"A seal walks in to a club... haha"
"A new Zealand joke Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses? They saw what happened to the sheep"
"Why was the snowman smiling? ...he saw a snowblower coming up the street."
"What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus"
"It's quiet...too quiet... Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner? She had to buy a duet yourself kit... *-drops mic-* *-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*"
"Why do black people go to church? Because the father is actually there."
"A child asks his dad... Child: ""Dad, how high is that building?"" Building: ""If I'm already built, why am I called a building?"" Dad: ""Pretty damn high."""
"Opinions are like mixtapes... I don't want to hear yours."