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Joke of the Day
"However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal."
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"I've got a new job crushing coke cans. Its soda pressing."
"God gives everyone a hot cousin to test us."
"Hey Russell Wilson! You wanna win another Super Bowl?! Nah, I'll pass."
"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever."
"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."
"So I was at my local dyslexia meeting... And my friend turned to me and said, ""can you smell gas?"" I replied, ""are you kidding? I can't even smell my own name."""
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."
"Me: When I have a rough day, you're there. When I need to cry, you're there. Nobody helps me gain 10 pounds the way you do. Cheesecake:"
"I wore a pedometer for a week. Good news -- I'm not a pedo."