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Joke of the Day

"When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!"

"How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish? Once."

"Is it just a coincidence that you turn purple when you choke? skol"

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""

"If I had a crystal ball that could see five years into the future... I would have 2020 vision."

"What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances? Quackbooks!"

"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"

"What do you call two men from Paraguay? Par a guays! "

"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."

"Life is a garden... Sometimes you have to put a hand on a hoe."