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Joke of the Day
"How do you weight a fish? With a scale."
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"What kind of music do old people listen to Myback music. ill show myself out"
"Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead"
"WIFE: You promised not to spend the lottery winnings on something stupid ME: *climbing off my new elephant* He has a name, Karen"
"How'd the hillbilly Stump the Trump? He Berned it."
"I go to the gym religiously Christmas, and maybe Easter"
"Most people know that Descarte said, ""I think, therefore I am."" What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ""......afraid of Chuck Norris."""
"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch."
"What do you call a dog with iron balls? Sparky."
"What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts? M'rauders Map"