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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Ah dam!"

"Today's average 5 yr old can't tie his own shoes & probably still shits his pants, but he'll solve your wireless network problem."

"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."

"Girl, are you a conspiracy theory? Because I want to listen to you all day long even though I find it hard to believe a word you say."

"Two law students walked into a Bar. And realized it was all a lie."

"Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar"

"Relationship status: Negotiating with the dog to lease space in his flat."

"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."

"When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !"

"How do black people grow? Their knee grows!"