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Joke of the Day
"Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar"
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"I invented a new joke today! Plagiarism!"
"I'm as useless as the top two buttons on a Greek mans dress shirt."
"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"" I said ""scissors, I win!"" and drove off."
"Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? You can put a silencer on a gun."
"I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother. Something without phones or access to postage stamps."
"SCIENTISTS HAVE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE CURE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION It's not out yet buy it's coming quickly !!"
"What do you say when you leave the UAE? Dubai-bye!"
"The Nationwide commercial didn't make me feel anything but I once dropped my chicken nuggets and cried for an hour and forty minutes."
"Knock Knock... Come in. I don't know if it fits here but it's a great way to stop a knock knock joke."