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Joke of the Day

"Today's average 5 yr old can't tie his own shoes & probably still shits his pants, but he'll solve your wireless network problem."

"If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy."

"Facebook needs a ""who cares?"" button."

"The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest."

"What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!"

"[phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u? ME: Well u know that jewellers where u saw that ring u wanted? W: OMG M: I'm in a bar not far from there"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I am handsome I would have exactly one dollar.! Thanks Mom.!"

"Did you hear about the bastard frog? It was a tad unexpected."

"George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant."

"WHY IS USHER ALWAYS SAYING HIS NAME IN HIS SONGS, IS HE A POKEMON?"