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Joke of the Day

"How do black people grow? Their knee grows!"

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"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"
"My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. ""It's about time,"" I told him."
"I only wanted one Duran."
"I wonder if this whole Ebola thing is going to go viral Thoughts?"
"Buckwheat from the Little Rascals just converted to Islam.. Now he's Kareem of Wheat."
"How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Five. One."
"Whats the #1 crime associated with cell phones? Battery"
"Rabbits are either running or being a statue. You never see a rabbit strolling."
"Self-deprecating humor is kind of my thing, or at least that's what I tell myself."