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Joke of the Day

"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."

"I'm a lot like a pair of testicles. Cause I'm nuts in the sack."

"What does a child without arms get for x-mas? gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet"

"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."

"If I was a detective, my main suspect would always be the person who returns to the scene of the crime AND is eating a Klondike bar."

"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"

"GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises"

"How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard? Molest them"

"Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things? They have bad mammaries."

"What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea? Nah. I'ma stay."