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Joke of the Day

"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."

"What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio? Now, both have an oscar."

"The replacement refs pulled a @KimKardashian last night (screwed 53 rich black guys at the same time)."

"Having an argument on the internet... ... Is like having a small dick contest. There's no weiner."

"If you send more than one Facebook invitation to the same thing, I will come & shit right in the middle of whatever it is."

"I like my women how I like my toll pass Funded and mounted"

"While driving, I hit a car driven by a little person. He ran up to me and said ""Hey asshole! I'm not happy!"", to which I replied.... ....""So which one *are* you then? """

"Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math text book.."

"Pro tip: Wives do not find it hilarious when you add a bunch of extra candles to their surprise birthday cake. I know this now."

"REQUIRED : A content developer. Salary commensurate with contentment"