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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you a conspiracy theory? Because I want to listen to you all day long even though I find it hard to believe a word you say."

"If you crossed a cow with a goat what would you get? Half and half!"

"I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes"

"The trick to free lunches is to tell your friend ""you get this one, I'll get the next 1"" and then never see them again and make new friends."

"What happens to Captain America when he dies? He goes to the Evans"

"My boss turned round this morning and called me a ""bullshitter."" I'm not too worried about it though he didn't really."

"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"

"What do you call a fart from a paraplegic? Inert gas."

"The word condominium has the word condom in it. hehe ;)"

"What do the English and Hitler have in common? They both hate the Polish."