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Joke of the Day

"I have a file on my computer named Hillary Clinton When I tried to open it, I got a message saying ' file is too corrupt'"

"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."

"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."

"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."

"""Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Dad: ""Well choose one honey, you can't do both""."

"I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly"

"Why are men great cooks.... because with 1 sausage, a pair of nuts and some milk it can fill up a woman for nine months."

"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."

"One farmer says to another farmer... ""You can get more sales out of your crops by canning."" The second farmer looks and says, ""I know, I can. I can."""

"Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon? In case they didn't want to come back."