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Joke of the Day

"Why are men great cooks.... because with 1 sausage, a pair of nuts and some milk it can fill up a woman for nine months."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a table... and a chair."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."

"When I claimed I could post the funniest joke ever on reddit, everyone laughed at me. They're not laughing now."

"What did one math book say to the other math book? You've got problems."

"I don't always eat breakfast in my underwear but when I do, I get escorted out of Waffle House."

"""I'm paying a woman to fist my mouth"" is the way I choose to describe going to the dentist tomorrow."

"Imagine going to a theater in 1765 to see Mozart play symphony number 30 but as soon as he starts playing, the bass drops and people go nuts"

"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."

"Everyone was calling me a Pedo I'm 47 and she's 20, but the people in the restaurant really ruined our tenth anniversary"