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Joke of the Day

"Why are men great cooks.... because with 1 sausage, a pair of nuts and some milk it can fill up a woman for nine months."

"I shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section."

"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."

"""Sorry, I fail to see how I 'misled' you when my profile CLEARLY says I'm 'a total cat person'?"" - half-cat/half-person being after bad date"

"Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!"

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated"

"How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change."

"A man had three sons. One was a model, the second a hair stylist.. The third one was also a faggot."

"Why did the midget cross the road? Because he was getting chased by two assholes still drunk from St. Patrick's Day."