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Joke of the Day
"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one to hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."
"Would you like to hear a german joke? Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht Edit 1: Grammar"
"Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature."
"ME: I had salmon for lunch. WIFE: the L is silent. ME: Ha, I knew that. I meant unch."
"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."
"With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year... You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. Happy Thanksgiving!"
"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"
"*Reversing my car* Ahh, this takes me back."
"Who's your favorite comedian? Friend: who's your favorite comedian Me:Donald Trump Friend:why? Me:Everybody knows Donald trump is a joke"