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Joke of the Day
"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."
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"When is a penis not a penis? When it's a **foot**"
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"What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach? Sandy"
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"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"What do Asian people use as blindfolds? Shoe laces."
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. Totally embarrassed them by peeing on them."