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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon? In case they didn't want to come back."

"How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie? An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."

"How is a NASA Shuttle similar to Sex with Your Mother? ... They both burn on re-entry."

"Fatboy Slim announced that he's releasing a monthly cookie delivery service It's called 'Snack My Bitch Up.'"

"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"

"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."

"LISTEN LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SITTING ON YOUR BABY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ASKING FOR A BABYSITTER"

"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."

"Dyslexic man walks into a bra Funny or nah?"

"Have you guys ever tried Somali food ? Neither have they"