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Joke of the Day
"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."
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"I feel bad for people who suck at simulations. You can say, for them, i feel... Sim-pathetic! (Ba-dum-tuss)"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a homicidal rapist."
"i found the cure for cancer [deleted]"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."
"I was worried my circle jerk wouldn't go as planned... but in the end everyone came together."
"Yesterday was a unique day: half the US voters made the wrong choice. The other half did, too."
"[at dinner party] Me: Excuse me, a bit of an announcement.. Jenny and I are expecting a kid. She is 4 months pregnant. Vegan: I'm vegan"
"Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac? It turns ""NO! NO! NO!"" into ""MMM! MMM! MMM!"""
"What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals."