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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a horse who likes crackers? Seatriscuit"

"if I was a Trucker, I'd wanna' be 1978 macho karate knowin', funny CB-radio trucker, Not the 2010 meth-addled, restroom-gay-sex,herpes-type."

"I told my girlfriend I would see her next year before I left for work She laughed because she got the joke. I wasn't joking. I'm leaving her"

"Hey, are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot. My go-to joke at parties."

"A cop pulls over Heisenburg, and says... Do you know you were going 100 miles per hour? Heisenburg then replied, exasperatedly, ""Dammit, now I'm lost!"""

"Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at."

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore."

"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."

"The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father."

"Fun Fact: Koala's have finger prints like humans. So next time you rob a bank make sure the koala carriers the gun"