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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore."
Next Joke
"Why chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."
"There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"
"Why did Bill Clinton sign the NAFTA agreement? [NSFW] He loves a giant sucking sound."
"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"
"Why do male midgets laugh so hard when they play football ? It's because the grass tickles their balls."
"What animal lives on the farm and says ""moo""? A bilingual chicken"
"Elevators. They work on so many levels."
"What do you call a self absorbed lobster? A little shellfish! I'll^see^myself^out..."
"I think i'm lactose intolerant I've had 6 milkshakes today and feel like crap."