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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact: Koala's have finger prints like humans. So next time you rob a bank make sure the koala carriers the gun"

"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."

"How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T."

"What's the difference between a whale and a toaster? You didn't pop out of a toaster."

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long."

"I started a joke but I need help completing it. Two quadriplegics walk into a bar..."

"What do you call a slutty toaster? A crumb dumpster"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A: A melon collie."

"Me: I want a hot body. Me: Does absolutely nothing to achieve this."

"What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common? No Cubs."