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Joke of the Day
"Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil"
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"I have an ear infection. It's called hearing AIDs."
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"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
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"How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their tiny brooms!"
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"The lady helping my wife design a dining room table handed me a note reading ""blink if you're being held against your will"""
"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."
"I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength."