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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
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"Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor."
"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"
"Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you."
"How does a penguin build its house ? Igloos it together"
"If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it Burlington Goat Factory"
"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."
"How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity? Easy. By dropping ""trou"""
"I couldn't think of any good Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes right now, but when I do I'll be back."
"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"