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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you a FedEx joke... but you'd probably wouldn't receive it until a week or so."
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"Where do chickens go to get their coffee? Star- B-BWAKS"
"If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all."
"Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks."
"So many babies. So little ketchup."
"Knock-knock"
"Did you hear about the pirate who used to walk the plank every night? Well, he couldn't afford a dog."
"my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl"
"Tug boats hate when their mom comes in their room without knocking."
"Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!"