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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you a FedEx joke... but you'd probably wouldn't receive it until a week or so."
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"I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? Currant affairs."
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"A terrorist posts on reddit. His post blows up. He meets 72 virgins. His day could not be better."
"A hungry college student saw a poster reading ""Humanitarians of the World meeting tonight. Free food,"" and decided to attend Upon arrival, he was promptly killed, skewered, roasted, and eaten."
"I for one welcome our new insect overlords Resistance is futile."
"A joke about a bird Eh, never mind. It would probably just go over your head."
"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."
"Chrysler is recalling over 24,000 vehicles due to unexpected brake failure that could put many unsatisfied customers out of their misery."