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Joke of the Day
"I have an ear infection. It's called hearing AIDs."
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"lucifer: let's give them free will and see how they choose God: nice lol I'm gunna steal your idea and send you to hell lucifer: what?"
"I never know the proper handshake to give a black guy wearing a suit."
"I challenged a guy to a game of Pool. ""The winner gets to sleep with my girlfriend,"" I declared. Boy, did he look smug when he won. Jokes on him though, I don't have a girlfriend."
"How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant? He asked her to do an essay. [Also, I'm latin]"
"Was going to wear my camouflage pants today Couldn't find them."
"What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo."
"Doctor: You have two months to live. Patient: But doctor, I won't be able to pay your bill in that time! Doctor: Ok, you have three months to live."
"What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes."
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say ""hello"" from the other side."