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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who took so much LSD he started spontaneously speaking Italian? It was a wopping dose."

"What do you call a woman that has a penis. Pregnant. With a boy. (Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwuaahh)"

"I hate how my job always expects me to show up."

"Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!"

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"Why did Hitler want to rise in power? Because he wanted a Kaiser roll."

"How do you keep water warn in the winter? Have it wear an aqua-fur."

"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up 2 fingers and says ""Five beers please."""

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."