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Joke of the Day

"Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite."

"Policewoman: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Driver: Boobs."

"""Hey Siri, what's your favorite 'Friends' quote?"" ""I'm very bendy"""

"Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive & live life to the fullest, makes me wish I had genital herpes."

"You've cat to be kitten me right meow."

"My girlfriend is leaving me because I won't stop singing Linkin Park songs. I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"Real geniuses never talk about that they are a genius. I know from myself."

"Did ya hear about the woman with five legs? Her knickers fitted her like a glove."

"One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you."

"OMG I love you You're the best You left me Did you bring me stuff OMG Anything I don't care Where have you been I smell someone else -Dogs"