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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their tiny brooms!"

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head."

"Dinosaur joke What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss"

"Like The Purge but everyone is tryin to murder Tim Allen & become the next Santa. Pls donate on kickstarter so I can finally feed my family."

"What kind of organisation is Atheism? A non-prophet organisation."

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."

"why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar"

"I was once told ""There is great strength in numbers""... Someone once told me ""There is great safety in numbers""; I could only think, ""Now go tell that to six million jews""..."

"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog."