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Joke of the Day

"WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM!"

"To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday..."

"What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef!"

"Nothing says ""My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse"" quite like a joint Facebook account."

"He: is this love or what? She: What."

"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""

"Do you have a nose? Who nose? Courtesy of the ~6yo on my morning bus."

"If being a disappointment were an Olympic sport.... I could win the gold, have my father present the medal to me, and it still wouldn't be enough for him to be proud of me."

"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."

"Text Flirting Tip: Don't reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything."