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Joke of the Day
"To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday..."
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"No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration."
"True intimacy is chatting within a shared Google Doc"
"Isn't Twitter basically all NSFW since we all tweet while we're at work & hit the 'Close Tab' button like a ninja when the boss walks by?"
"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"As I was going through my wallet for a second I thought I got robbed... And then I remembered I got gas."
"What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench? A bench can support a family."
"what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex"
"What do nine out of ten people enjoy? A gangbang."
"Accounting joke: What do you call inventory that doesn't exist? Finnish Goods"