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Joke of the Day

"He: is this love or what? She: What."

"Why does Bono always wear those glasses? Because he still hasn't found what he's looking for."

"My wife and I were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. It never came up."

"The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools."

"What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells"

"Top Gun was so unrealistic Everyone knows Tom Cruise can't reach the clutch on a motorcycle"

"[freezing huddled around fire] Dont worry I brought blankets to keep us warm *throws blankets on fire* that should last a good half hour"

"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."

"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."

"Do you know how they came up with the name for a shark? It's a mix of two swear words; ""SHIIIT"" and ""FAAARK"""