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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef!"

"I met up with two friends of mine. One of them asked me what did I do yesterday, and I said I watched Rashomon. But the second friend had a different story."

"Wife: Why the hell did you buy a buffalo? Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it."

"Why did the programmer visit the city tour? Because they were handing out guides for the deaf."

"Mexicans are so good at basketball It's in there blood. They can Run, Jump, Shoot and steal."

"What do you call a Donald Trump protestor's favorite word game? Mad Libs."

"For $2.20 you can get a medium coffee and a free 14 year supplies worth of napkins at dunkin donuts."

"Girls really shouldn't wear animal print clothing... ...if they're bigger than the said animal."

"I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from."

"A man walks into a zoo, and the only animal he sees there is a dog. It's a shitzu."