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Joke of the Day

"Text Flirting Tip: Don't reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything."

"A man and his friend are having a conversation Man: When I was born, I was given the choice to either have a really good memory or a big dick Friend: Which one did you pick? Man: I don't remember"

"My friend is majoring in Gender Studies. He's been a broad for the past semester."

"Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames"

"I take it personally when the UPS guy drops off a package for my neighbors but doesn't bring me one."

"Jesus walks into a bar... and orders a water. Bartender says ""Not this shit again Jesus."""

"[shower song] Im all outta Dove Im soapless without you I'll never get clean Now that you are all gone *grabs shampoo mic* IM ALL OUTTA DOVE"

"What is the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"What do they do for the 4th of July in England? Sulk."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"