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Joke of the Day
"Do you have a nose? Who nose? Courtesy of the ~6yo on my morning bus."
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"If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account."
"We saw a sign yesterday that said... No wonder your muffler is tired. It's EXHAUSTED !!!"
"Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them."
"I found the worlds worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."
"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."
"How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale."
"How to play the Michael Brown drinking game Just stand there and take the 8 shots."
"When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. Any jerk could donate their body to science. I can't wait to be a theater prop."
"""Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?"" Body: ""I shall make this into nose hair"""