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Joke of the Day

"Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!"

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"Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them"
"What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."
"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"
"Rape fantasy Guy: ""Wanna do a rape fantasy?"" Woman: ""No!"" Guy: ""That's the spirit"""
"1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction Go fuck yourself"
"Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ...."
"Anything can be sexual If you think about it long and hard enough."
"Someone accused me of spending too much time on the Internet. I don't know what to say. I am so full of emoticons right now."
"""where did all ur money go?"" I'm either wearing it or i ate it"