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Joke of the Day
"Dad, i know I'm adopted Hi adopted, im not dad."
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"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"
"What do you calla nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"
"Never give your address or date of birth to anyone on social media. Armed with this information, they could show up at your birthday party."
"I often ask myself, what would Jesus do?... ... then I realize I don't have time to just hang around all day."
"I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought ""Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness"" was inappropriate."
"Drugs are really bad for your mind. All these years I thought I worked in an office, but it turns out I'm actually a centaur."
"My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate..."
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"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."