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Joke of the Day
"Dad, i know I'm adopted Hi adopted, im not dad."
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"What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today? It's After Earth Day."
"What is Batman's favorite sport? Baseball."
"It's weird that 'coward' doesn't mean ""towards a cow"". *sips wine*"
"Me and my girlfriend had a suicide pact. One of us got cold feet."
"Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails."
"From a Friend's 10-Year-Old Daughter Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"
"What's a tents favorite kind of meat? Stakes"
"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"
"Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!"