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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."
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"Your Momma's so fat... A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot."
"newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves? He fell out of the tree"
"I hate double standards. If a woman has sex with loads of men she's a slut. but when i do it that makes me gay?"
"Hey Girl, do you recycle? Because I'd love to crush that box and leave you by the curb tomorrow morning."
"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."
"Like most people my age, I'm 23. ."
"Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper."
"What's a down-side of being a paedophile? You have to go to bed early."
"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hell's Angel... someone that rings your bell on a Saturday morning and tells you to Fuck Off!"