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Joke of the Day

"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"

"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""

"My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that raise or lower her kill-death ratio?"

"""YOU'RE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER!"" - I yell at the McDonalds drive thru cashier after she tells me its 25 cents more for extra BBQ sauce."

"Here's one for you 369"

"A friend of mine told me that I should try and come up with a joke about Staircase Wit. I can't think of one right now, but I'm sure I'll think of a great one later."

"I finally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asked the rabbi, ""Do you get paid for corcumcisions?"" The rabbi replies ""No, but I keep the tips."""

"*sees lawn gnome cartwheel into room* *calls to renew prescription*"

"Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of its legs is both the same."