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Joke of the Day

"Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ...."

"cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there"

"You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st It's only the first date."

"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"

"What do you call a seamstress who makes things up? A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work..."

"What's hard, white, and 10 inches? Nothing."

"The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. ""Why so glum Chum?"" asked the kindly stranger. ""If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"""

"A British man, a Welsh man, a Scottish man, and a Polish man walk into a pub. A British man, a Welsh man, and a Scottish man walk out of the pub."

"Q: How did the pig get to the hospital? A: In a hambulance."

"When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard"