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Joke of the Day
"1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction Go fuck yourself"
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"Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach"""
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"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."
"How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone."
"When I was a child I could go into a shop with just a pound, and come out with 3 bars of chocolate, 2 cans of coke and a magazine. But these days, fucking CCTV everywhere."
"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""
"What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning? He was conducting."
"What is the difference between a Poodle and a Pitbull? If the Pitbull starts humping your leg he gets to finish."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver"