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Joke of the Day
"Rape fantasy Guy: ""Wanna do a rape fantasy?"" Woman: ""No!"" Guy: ""That's the spirit"""
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"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"
"Dear shaving commercials: please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, try shaving a gorilla."
"Hot kraft singles in my pocket waiting to meet you."
"The lord said to Abraham, ""Come forth and I'll give you eternal life."" Abraham came fifth. He won a toaster."
"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"
"Due to the downturn in the economy my friend has had to close down his salt stall. He's really feeling the pinch."
"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."
"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"
"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" - American children."