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Joke of the Day
"""where did all ur money go?"" I'm either wearing it or i ate it"
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"Um, I'm not ""complaining"" of chest pains *glares at paramedic* don't make this heart attack sound bratty"
"I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, ""Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."""
"What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them."
"Whats the sickest piece of art? Pneumonia Lisa"
"Me: what do you want for breakfast? 7: a bowl of sugar Me too kid, me too"
"On the off chance I'm captured by cannibals, I've got a 'Best if eaten by 1975' tattoo on my neck."
"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. (my wife tells this joke to everyone and no one but me has ever laughed)"
"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"
"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick."