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Joke of the Day
"""where did all ur money go?"" I'm either wearing it or i ate it"
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"The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters"
"Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese? Nothing, they're both fowl play"
"No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking"
"Him: I think you pick fights with me to get out of doing things together Me: That's not true H: Wanna go hiking M: I don't like your tone"
"A hot mess? No, thanks. Sounds sticky and uncomfortable. I prefer my messes like I prefer my revenge: cold and served to someone else."
"Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not"
"There are three types of people in the world I hate. Racists, hypocrites and niggers."
"My spouse just said I'm such a cheap date that he knew he'd actually save money by marrying me. I'm apparently the Geico of women."
"What concert ticket costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback"