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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying I've let my house get filthy, but this is the second time I've caught my new Roomba trying to mail itself back to the factory"

"What is a physicist's favorite social movement? Half-lives matter."

"What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube? My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds."

"I'm so tilted My slope is undefined"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!"

"#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU"

"What did the ghost of Kurt Cobain say right after his death? My feet are killin' me!"

"Sperm Donor In search of lesbian couple."

"Felt sad that rabbits ate all my marigolds. Then felt glad that I don't have to water them anymore. Suburban life is a roller coaster."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?"