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Joke of the Day
"What is a physicist's favorite social movement? Half-lives matter."
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"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"
"A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, ""The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."""
"My lesbian friends just got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I told them ""I wanna watch."""
"The only thing standing between me and greatness, is millions of people who are more talented and want it more."
"When is the best time to raise money? When there's a stripper in front of you."
"Pro Tip: If you leave an assortment of tissues, cold medicine, and a big bag of cough drops visible on your desk, coworkers will avoid you!"
"Why are aspirins white? Because they actually work."
"Guess why Because."
"My wife's new skirt Came home and saw my wife had done some shopping. ""Nice skirt,"" I said. ""What are you talking about? I got my hair straightened out."""