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Joke of the Day
"What is a physicist's favorite social movement? Half-lives matter."
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"son, you don't need to close your eyes, it's just a movie. the killer from the movie can still get you even if you're not watching it"
"How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked? wel-dern"
"Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint."
"I finally read to the end of the dictionary today. It turns out the zebra did it for me."
"A Russian asks another Russian if he's seen the new magic show in town. ""Cock ta-da?"" ""Yeah, horror show."""
"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"
"[NSFW] Why are gay men sometimes referred to as ""butt pirates?"" Cause they love plundering booty."
"Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as ""not Bruce Willis"" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling"
"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" """" Moses hitting on the ladies"