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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road? Turn toward your side!"

"Free advice: Saying ""meaty shaft"" in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane."

"I had to throw away a whole carton eggs this morning. They were all starting to grow a little fowl."

"What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !"

"What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence"

"I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested."

"""War and Peace 2: Woody Saves Buzz"" (Tolstory)"

"""Let's call it a day."" -Guy who invented that word"

"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side."