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Joke of the Day
"I'm so tilted My slope is undefined"
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"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records... Then the librarian told me to take it out."
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"What do you call an all you can eat pizza buffet? Carb Blanche!"
"My spirit animal died of neglect."
"My lesbian friend asked what I wanted for my birthday... ... All I got was this stupid rolex!"
"If it weren't for snow blowers... The UPS man wouldn't come."
"As I slowly remove her panties I think to myself God these don't fit me very well"