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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!"
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"""27 Hilarious Ways You Know Journalism Is Dead"" - Journalism"
"Want to hear a knock-knock joke? Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock."
"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."
"Me: What do you think of my tweets? Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say? Wife: You're consistent."
"I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun."
"What do you call a horse with a broken leg? Worthless"
"Twitterzoned (by Kevin L. Schwartz) Is ""Twitterzoning"" a thing? ""You're okay as a Twitter friend, but let's not get all Facebook about this."" You've been Twitterzoned."
"""I'm going to France next summer."" ""Oh, really?"" ""No, De Gaulle."""
"""How can I help you? Hi I'd like a root canal ""Are you a patient here?"" No ""Who referred you to us?"" No one ""Ok then why-"" I have a Groupon"