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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?"
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"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."
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"I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt."
"Doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand A neutron walks into a bar, and asks: ""How much for a drink?"". To which the bartender replies: ""For you, no charge"""
"Jeff is here! ""Jeff from work or Jeff the guy who announces his arrival anytime he enters a room"" Jeff is here!"
"I just flew back from Japan, and boy are my arms tired. I was masturbating to all the hentai I bought on the plane."
"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."
"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."