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Joke of the Day
"#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU"
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"Im not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five."
"Where does a one legged waitress work at? IHOP"
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 20 minutes, thermostat 8."
"Your mother has terrible taste in children."
"Why do white people own so many pets? Because we're not allowed to own people anymore."
"""Your days are numbered!"" - inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment"
"I asked my girlfriend to get me a newspaper... She said, ""Nobody uses newspapers anymore use my iPad"" and she was right, that spider died in one swing!"
"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."
"There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* ""Airline fracture"""